December
Mr. Grissett’s English class gets a new teacher.
In her first week, Ms. Rhinehart asks students if they “remember when you used to like your English teacher?” and assigns the 9th graders a 1000 word creative project.
November
In German class with Ms. Schmidt: “What is a novel?”
IB student: “Many words”.
October
“If Pringles cared about their consumers, they would make their product taste better.
Don’t @ me.” – Mr. Chamberlin
June
Parent: “Would you mind emailing me my child’s homework everyday?”
Ms. M-K: “Your kid is in 12th grade.”
May
On how weather reports are getting more detailed: “Future weather report: It’s 15° out, but it feels like you’re disappointing your parents and everyone else” – Mr. Chamberlin
April
“This student is so genius that I cannot even understand his question” – Dr. Uspenskaia
The Paw Print 